I am not cool.
I don't wish to be cool.
When I wear a tiny tee my tummy flops out.
I am not 21 anymore-thank god.
I don't know who is in the music charts..and if I hear any of it, chances are I won't warm to it.
I don't read fashion magazines or gossip magazines ( though I do peep in the supermarket ).
I don't drink or smoke or watch television....
I am cynical.
I wear what feels comfortable and if that means generous undies, then so be it, if it means Ifan's green parka, then so be it...
I can say "no" now.
I also do the things I want to do, not the things someone tells me I should.
I do not regret the past, I laugh about it or thank the universe for it.
I know I have been a horror at times in my life, but I don't berate myself for this, I accept this was what I was at that time and have moved on.
I love an early night with a book, this is my idea of fun.
I do not have a wide circle of mates and neither do I want this.
I accept that many frogs had to be set free to get where I am now and am glad I chose to emancipate them all.
Thank god I'm in my thirties.
