"My Phone's On Vibrate For You "

I keep being weird and bursting into song for no reason. I have been working on one or two Rufus songs on the piano, and even though I am female, English/Australian and bat for both teams, instead of male, Canadian and gay, I do fancy myself as a bit of a female Roofy. Sad and pitiful...but I love him. My opening to " Cigarettes and Chocolate Milk " is very convincing...

I got stung by a wasp today. The second time in my life. I put my elbow on it ( didn't know it was there ) and stiiiing ! The last time I did it, I was five and I put my palm on one ( and stiiiing ! ) same thing.

Gosh I am boring.

My Ebay auctions have been going nuts recently. I am very shocked. I always charged low prices as I wanted to help people, BUT the lower priced stuff seems to stick around and the higher priced stuff is leaping off the e-shelves...I'm not complaining, but find it unusual.

I should go and iron the little baebes school uniform. Then I should go to bed to fantasize about Rufus and his Lordship and me !!! Hahahahaha ! Last time anything like that happened it wasn't with Rufus...but it was in North America....

Ooo-eer !