My wasp sting is humungous ! My arms are like " dinner lady central ". Hahaa.My boy came back from Melbourne today, he looked very smart when we met for tea. Hair, very cool, moustache and beard, very Conquistador, top, very black and fitted, yummy.
I do not like it much when he is away from us. We are still as scarily in love as we were when we first met, I mean the second time round, not when he was 13 and I was 5. When I was 30 and he 38. I love being in love. I have had a lot of boyfriends, and funnily enough I did laugh when I found out that one I had a " dangerous liaison " with is now embroiled at the centre of a current, well spoken about Tasmanian government scandal. I have some uber dirt on him relating to his weird, theatrical, Frank West type sexual proclivities....but hey....who am I to spill the dirt !
I'll save the fact I had to climb out of a window to escape from him one late night for a more useful and opportune time.
Just call me Monica.
