Things I am grateful for today.1. That the three day 70th birthday fest for my mother is over...I am not a party animal and I am tired !
2. That his lordship was able to clean off the oil from the toilet wall that spat from the oil burner onto the new paint.
3. That we don't have an annoying " baby on board " sticker on our car. I hate them, it doesn't make me drive more safely because I drive safely in this first place.
4. That our 4 year old doesn't have her ears pierced. Seeing small children with their ears pierced drives me NUTS ! Child abuse ! Vomit-inducing !
5. Happy for the clean bedding on the bed.
6. For a large supply of Pepsi Max in the larder.
7. For being a great " crimper ". See " the Mighty Boosh ". Bouncy bouncy...ooh such a good time !
8. For the erotic dream I had starring me and Noel Fielding the other night ! Oooh nice hair !
9. For my people.
10. For the fact that our three pigs who escaped this morning, went back into their home easily without drama !
Nigh night !
