When I grow up, I am going to live on the Island of Sodor.
I will live in the lighthouse on the peninsular.
I will have with me, my loved one and my little loved one, our cats, chickens, ducks, fish and any other person who passes the Island of Sodor test.
This test will include :-
a) a willingness to garden and cultivate own vegetable matter and pretty Mr Men type flowers.
b) keenness to reduce, reuse and recycle.
c) an ability to pull from the sea ONLY what you need and no more.
d) a TV channel that only plays BBC World Service with a special presidential filter and prime minister filter come to that too !
e) if you have children, they will want to learn all about the world, want to be educated from David Attenborough to Jung.
f) painting, drawing and creative pursuits would be encouraged at all times.
g) you would not own a Nissan Skyline with mag wheels or any other pathetic attempt of an object that is " supposed " to make your penis larger and keeps normal people awake, scares their children, or runs over animals.
h) you would practice feats of love and care for others, with no recompense expected.
i) no to plastic bags and packaging.
j) dancing naked in the rain without embarrassment is encouraged as is singing at the top of your voice, and dancing barefoot.
k) Luddite beliefs are also encouraged.
l) Thus endeth part one of the Sodor Applicant test....
